It's a tough week for babies on The JBP (The Jabarie Brown Podcast). First the gang talks about the variation in American Engish dialects all across the states. We dive into how our dialects differ and which areas of the country speak similarly to which member of the crew. We then discuss Trishe Staine, a mother of three from Duluth whose half marathon back pains turned out to be labor contractions (SURPRISE)! We then discuss baby 59 and his journey of getting stuck in a Chinese squat toilet, the investigation of how he got there, and how the little guy is doing today. (Warning: Jabarie had an awesome weekend. Excitement levels are over 9000. Proceed with caution!)