Jabarie compliments Michael on his hair, which of course leads to more racist comments. Joe's mom wishes him a happy birthday, but won't drive an extra 15 minutes to do it in person. A waitress gets fired for posting a receipt on reddit of a costumer who low-balled on the tip. In the explicit segment, Joe and Jabarie are in favor of the new Facebook application that shows which Facebook friends are willing to have sex with you called 'Bang with Friends', while Michael has his reservations.