Spotted, Andy and Aaron spending Christmas yelling at each other over The CW's "Gossip Girl." Mr. Hedge Fund is the world's worst flirter, Allison's "art" is revealed to be a letter-sending prick named Alex, Andy admits his feelings for Chuck, Blair and Jenny each try a misguided attempt at "Parent Trap," while A&A pitch a spinoff show called "Bad Boy Models." Even the 9th most forgotten band of the 90s get Christmas cards in "Roman Holiday."