Catching up on some (kind of) current events, Clay blasts a multimillion dollar fraud in televangelist, Joel Osteen, for his ineffectual, slower-than-molasses response to the city where he “serves” upon the arrival of Hurricane Harvey. He pivots to fantasy football, the Auto-Drafting feature of the game, and why you should always check your junk email folder, and then the show closes with a real downer…the torture and death of Japan’s Junko Furuta. It’s graphic and probably not what you want to hear if you’re having a good day (or a bad one). Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because I did both here and in the show itself. Buckle up. Music credits: Social Distortion – Mommy’s Little Monster U2 – Zoo Station The National – Terrible Love