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Episode 103: ‘F*ck Palace’ (Emmett Montgomery)

Podcast |: Bawdy Storytelling
Publisher |: Pleasure Podcasts
Media Type |: audio
Podknife tags |: Live Recording,; Personal Journals,; Sex,; Sexuality,; Storytelling
Categories Via RSS |: Arts,; Performing Arts
Publication Date |: Dec 24, 2019
Episode Duration |: 00:38:39

What are the loopholes that allow us Pleasure in this world, and access to the Celestial Kingdom in the next? Storyteller, Comedian & ex-Mormon Emmett Montgomery & a few self-taught friends work it out in a story that involves Soaking, chocolate sauce, butt stuff, intercoursing and a nostalgic (2 person) first blowjob on Pioneer Day that shows him what Heaven can be. Plus Jefferson Bergey takes a familiar Bawdy adage & turns it into a filthy, filthy song #HappyHolidays #TheProvoFloat #CostcoHotDogOfCunnilingus

So see Emmett live! https://www.emmettmontgomery.com/

Song: ‘Wipe your Dick on the Drapes’ (Jefferson Bergey)

Website: http://www.jeffersonbergey.com/

On Patreon (he’ll even write you a custom song, TOO):

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San Francisco:

Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

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Seattle

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Thursday, January 16th, 2020

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