Spotted, Andy and Aaron gettin' formal for "Hi, Society" and arguing over who's the worst character on The CW's "Gossip Girl." Hungover Andy wants to cross-dress, High Aaron gets emotional over Rufus & Lily, while Blair and Chuck take turns "ManipiNate"-ing. We revel over a rare perfect Dan episode and a win for Brooklyn, yawn over Allison, cower at the OG of the Upper East Side CeCe Rhodes, and desperately want to punch Carter Baizen in his beautiful face. This episode is NOT sponsored by the Guggenheim, or by Chuck Bass' constipated scheming face. #smallisland #WheresEric?