Pete Giovine and Bret Ernst have been left home alone… these are their stories! The boys commiserate at the Comedy Store as Pete delivers top-notch analysis of the NCAA basketball final and we hear how Post Malone's manager made him feel like an old man! Bret's knack for rewarding shits with treats saves his dog's life, and we learn the things guys do when left unattended for extended periods of time! Take a shower for Christ's sake, pick up those socks, and enjoy this episode as you make the bed you train wreck!