Today's episode starts with a reveal of our cliffhanger from yesterday's show (thanks for hanging on!), as we discuss a truly unbelievable story out of Detroit. This "Mutha Fucka Say What" has us wondering how a man rolls his car while watching porn. Or rather, why he was doing both at the same damn time!? Last night's might have been the best GOP debate to watch because Donald Trump was not in attendance, giving 'Merica a chance to see how crazy all the other candidates are as well! Ted Cruz took charge, while Rubio looked nervous and Latino. It got scary at times, but we try our best to sift through it. Some politics that do make sense is President Barak Obama's push to advance equal pay among genders in the work force. He added some rules to the Lilly Ledbetter Act that he signed seven years ago intended to level the playing field. Nobody likes for their mother to be made fun of…but not everybody's mom is Sarah Palin. In that case, it is definitely OK to make fun of someone's mom. Bristol Palin disagrees and tries to give it to Tina Fey for her "mediocre" impressions of her mother, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree so she didn't do the best job. Pobrecita! Lastly we end with a story of sad and stupid, as "The Duct Tape Challenge" causes severe injuries to one young teen. Duct tape has so many uses kids…this is not one of them!