We're back, witches, with a brand new book! This week, the Prime Minister can't get weirdos to stop stumbling out of his fireplace; Fudge is a cockroach-level political survivor; Kingsley Shacklebolt is such a utility player; Bellatrix has not shaken her inexplicable French accent; Narcissa loves her garbage son; and Snape makes a devious promise. Plus: wands up for Amelia Bones. Roll dem bones in the great beyond, friend. This week's chapters: The Other Minister & Spinner's End Next week's chapters: Will and Won't & Horace Slughorn