This week we're gossin' 'bout whether or not Holden is a NEW PARENT, the endless torture of jury duty, that southern drawl-filled Murdaugh trial, how watching the Jared Fogle documentary is awful for your soul, Jackie watchin' the new Scream rather than watching the Oscars, the Oscars slowly but surely realizing there are races other than white, Holden recommends Triangle of Sadness, half of the in memoriam being moved to a QR code, COVID ruining MJs vaca, Holden banishes curses, Jackie gives a leech report, life in a post-Gronkie world (where was this one OSCARS), PEDROPASCALFEVER, Jason Momoa showin his butt, Holden thinks about gettin' a nub, BIG RANCH continuing it's march to total domination with the release of Ice Cream, slides and MORE!, MJ finally getting their Margaritaville Crocs, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is T-Swifts Biggest Fan Trying to TAKE OVER HER LIFE?!? Also an inedible list, blindz and SHOUTS!

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