This week we’re gossin' 'bout the tragic lives and deaths of groundhogs, the shittiest months of the year and bad birthday timing, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's coming spawn, MJ’s Post Noro Glow, the cycle of love bombing Julia Fox has become entangled in, Kanye’s Hellish Rebuke of NFTs (but ask him later), Justin Bieber paying 3x the price for a monkey JPEG, Sean Penn needs to take a walk, Minnie Mouse dons a power suit, 58 year old Nic Cage FINALLY comes out as a GOTH, Nick Cannon's (potentially) creepy ass childrearing fetish and in celeb conspiracy corner; Is Alexa Demie, from Euphoria, actually in her th-th-th-thirties!??! Also, a truly inspiring list, blinds and the shoutz!

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