Bradley Cooper: Genetic Jackhammer?

Remember those insane excerpts from an insane script called Pandemonium?  You know, the one where Linda McMahon says that Hulk Hogan is the kind of guy you’d do “butt stuff” with?  Well, shockingly enough, the script is moving toward the pre-production stage.  Bradley Cooper is being slated to play Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

According to Screen Rant, the leadership behind the biopic, which will be titled “Pandemonium,” wants Bradley Cooper to play McMahon. An offer was reportedly made to Cooper’s representatives, though the actor hasn’t officially attached himself to the film just yet. *

Casting Couch

On this episode of TAWF, Damon, Lino, and Kaz sit down to cast some of the key roles in the film.  Kaz and Lino really want Danny DeVito to be in the movie for some reason.  Here’s a shortlist of actors and the characters they would play.

Linda McMahon — Kristen Wiig, Margot Robbie

Shane McMahon — Miles Teller

Stephanie McMahon — Just pick any teen/child actress, since she’d be a kid for most of the script.

Andre The Giant — Javier Bardem

Mean Gene Okerlund — Nick Offerman

Bobby Heenan — Jason Sudekis

Hulk Hogan — Chris Hemsworth

Jesse Ventura — Taylor Kitsch

Who would you cast in Pandemonium’s lead roles?

*Source: CBS Sports