Scott and Steve explore the intersection between cows and sex with help from Barry Popik and Kevin Smith as they discuss the origin of “Why Buy The Cow” and “The Clap.”

 In addition, the guys discuss becoming a Karen at Target, their love/hate relationship with the movie Mallrats, an improved double current rectal tube, Pennsylvania German proverbs, why you shouldn’t date anyone named “Gonorrhea Greg,” cow facts, and the fascinating life of Ferdinand C. Valentine.

Plus, “They Walk Among Us” on the conspiracy theory regarding hidden sexual images in Disney films. 

As long as your pooper points down, you’ll love this episode of Origin of Speakcies.

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