Go to SmartAss and Sass and use code JUDGIES15 for 15% off a new subscription. In This Episode: Josh throws us a curve ball starting with a listener submitted story! We have a listener drags their partner for not listening to the Podcast, the next listener has a boss who made their neighbors chicken disappear, a game of Cards Against Humanity leads to a real shit situation, we read about a woman who regrets her younger self's "Farm Life" lifestyle, a bozo thinks working at Hooter's is going to get him laid, and girlfriend doesn't want to support her boyfriend's revolutionary invention! And for this week's Circle Jerdge we look at our May poop data in JULY! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-judgies-podcast/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:17 Josh mends his relationship with Taco Bell 3:29 MAIL TIME!!!!!!! 7:26 Listener Submitted Sound 11:21 My GF is the A-hole for not liking the Judgies 13:52 My Boss kidnaps a chicken 20:40 Clogged a toilet to defend Obama's reputation 31:29 Return from the Break 32:09 Circle Jerdge: May poop data 39:52 Regretting my promiscuous life style 43:43 Josh's puts on his tin foil hat 46:42 Working at Hooter's hasn't got me laid yet! 50:42 Shark Tank pitch for SOUP-TUBE #judgies #reddit #soup Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices