Fans of the badass ninja known as Snake Eyes will be sorely disappointed by this episode back when he was just a weirdly standoffish commando, but the rest of it holds up surprisingly well! Baroness is delightfully spineless and cunning, the tube worms are genuinely horrifying, and we lose a few good Cobra troops to a disturbingly Major Tom-ish incident. Plus! Learn how Gina will die! Learn which continent Chan will never got to! And find out how many euphemisms for penis we can come up with in an unnecessarily long digression. Like! Subscribe! Shop at Boardwalk! Donate on Patreon! Listen like you’re surrounded by Shrieking Eels about to feed on human flesh!