At long last, we finally circle back around to watch the *actual* first G.I. Joe episodes, the miniseries “A Real American Hero”! Um … after a brief, seven-minute digression into what “Fear Factor” made Chan eat. Do you like exotic substances? This episode has ‘em! Do you like Baroness and Major Bludd in disguise? This episode has ‘em too! Do you like in-depth discussions of cereal marshmallows and sandwiches? Sadly, this episode also has those. Plus the first neck chop, we play Conan or Giant Native American, and why was Mortal Kombat’s Goro not in Schindler’s List? Like, subscribe, donate on Patreon, and shop Amazon through the Support Our Artists button at boardwalkaudio.com/knowingishalfthepodcast. Thanks for listening!