We pitch Pre-School Hitman, a movie where keanu reeves learns not to kill parents at a parent teacher conference. Then you get an insight into the Adam Sandler Cinematic Universe, and we try to delve into the weird ARG that seems to have formed around LaP adjacent twitter. These are the deleted scenes from episode 389 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if you lack a single crumb of context, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode. Or don't, we're not SkekSo, Emperor of the Skeksis.