Darren Waller announced his retirement and talked about a near death experience he had in November. He is leaving $11 million on the table so it’s clear he lost his desire to play. Boomer thinks as long as the Giants win 7 or 8 games, Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen will be coming back. Antonio Brown’s ‘cracker of the day’ was Sam Darnold because he was smoking a giant blunt on the golf course. Maybe that’s why he stinks. Jerry is here for another update but first, today is Gio’s birthday, and he and Boomer are spending the day together. Jerry has the sounds of Rickie Ricardo calling Aaron Judge’s HR as the Yankees beat the Dodgers. Jerry has a sound he’s trying to get us to guess what it is. It involves a bull. The Celtics beat the Mavericks again. Shaq had advice for Jaylen Brown. Jerry has audio of Darren Waller talking about retirement. In the final segment of the hour, Gio told us about his birthday weekend with the family. He dropped his phone in the Great South Bay. He then burned his feet on hot pavement.