In what could be our last podcast, depending on whether Richard's ravaged, overworked, overfed, overwhelmed body holds out for another week or not after what transpires to be a cumulative four solid days of podcasting (or 5,881 minutes) since February 2008, we consider the impact of Calvin Harris's 'protest' against Jed and Ward on The X Factor, discuss whether Bill Clinton or David Milliband would make a better lover, give Ben Elton the benefit of the doubt over his outrageous remarks about the Royal Family and - SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! NOT THAT RICHARD CARES! - review the new disaster movie 2012 in way too much detail, and reveal the ending of a film about the end of the world.