In the first of our five live daily podcasts from the Underbelly at the Edinburgh Fringe, we test the moistness of our audience and have them eating out of our hands, discussing the 'swoop' on Kerry Katona's mansion, the 1,400 pints left behind the bar of the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn for John Smeaton, the ethics of homeless people going on camping holidays, the accidental racism of a 12-year-old fan of the TV miniseries Roots and the endless permutations of our sponsor, the makers of the Profanity "app" for any iPhones you might, like Richard, be looking after for a young resident of Shepherd's Bush. Next podcast TOMORROW!