In our 61st pigcast, from the very bottom of the iTunes charts, suffering from the hangover of fame, we present a balanced view of the swine flu pandemic-in-waiting, wonder if the world population couldn't in fact do with a little 'thinning out', celebrate some newly-discovered British Library cottaging graffiti, 'Get Britain Laughing' along with The Sun, ponder the fate of Michael MacIntyre and other successful comedians who seem to be enjoying success just to make us feel unsuccessful, and enjoy some 'lunchtime fun' by reminiscing about 1970s sweets that have been ruined by killjoys and health and safety fears.