In our 112th podcast overall, and the fifth podcast an almost-spent Richard has recorded in six days, we almost exhaustively ignore the newspapers and instead discuss the historical accuracy of Roman epics, including the new Australian Bravo miniseries Blood and Spunk, the ethical and linguistic accuracy of The Time Machine and Avatar, and the disappearance of Samantha Mumba, the main differences between having the saddle stolen off your bike and being raped; we also come up with a brilliant theme for our next commercially available CD, mourn the death of one of Slipknot, and ponder the scribbled notes in one of Richard's many unused notebooks, one of which seems to have part of someone called Tanya's credit card number on it.