Apologies for the picture, which is actually a very funny satire on the fact that Ashley Cole seems to have no pubic hair in the picture he texted to a lady. In Collings and Herrin Podcast 102, which is more difficult than Podcast 101, we ponder what to do with the 56 million Lottery jackpot neither of us has won, wonder why a Sikh would want to be in the BNP, pitch some ideas for films based on human gas including 'The Fart Whisperer' and say all the words we are not allowed to say on the BBC podcast, just to get them out of our systems. Mainly nonce.