Lorraine and Sarah get learnt up on holidays! Lorraine has some notes for Kwanzaa. In Hollywood terms, Kwanzaa, you’re still about 7 or 8 drafts away from anything good -- in fact, maybe you should switch paths. Meanwhile, Sarah forgets the story of Chanukah. Everyone’s ancestors are disappointed. But in the end, the gals learn the true meaning of the holidays: sharing love with your podcast co-host, and roasting your relatives for bad gifts!