Only one team can win the finals and it's months before free agency. We can't tell who wins but we can tell you what players will do after they lose. Who's hanging out on the yacht Rich Paul will buy with all his Ben Simmons endorsement money? Can Magic Johnson really go another 75 days without tampering with Paul George again? Maybe this is the summer Steven Adams finally learns the names of all his brothers and sisters. Of course we all want to know what happens to LeBron James. Take every joke you get and multiply it by ten and that's how much you know the NBA.