...because it’s sort of about Star Wars. Unless you’ve already seen The Force Awakens, in which case you’re probably also back on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, and whatever else the kids are using these days. How does it feel to come back to social media? Was it hard to leave? Ever wish they’d have political debates on Hoth so that people would shut up about them too for fear of spoiling something?

Anyway, the Screeners (sans Melody, sadly) had to say something about the cultural phenomenon that is the first Star Wars release in a decade. Actually, the four of them said about an hour of somethings before editing. Some people just can’t contain their joy (or sorrow; we’re not going to spoil that part for you either).

There’s even a spoiler-free review at the beginning like usual, but we won’t blame you if you don’t believe us. Just, y’know, go see it, then give the episode a listen.