TTBP is finally back and just in time for the worst episode in Bachelorette history! Luckily there was some major news in Bachelor Nation to review since Chris Harrison decided to use this week to recap the first half of the season. Thank God, because we were starting to forget which guy made Hannah laugh that one time 2 weeks ago. First, celebrations are in order for the Nation's newest engaged couple trying to get their own reality show! Second, we wish good luck and good tans to our newest Bachelor in Paradise cast. Thirdly, Jed is TRASH, except for when he's being a little cute and funny of course. And last but not least, Tyler is still an angel. Although this week didn't bring us all of the drama we thought it was going to, at least we're one step closer to solving the mystery of the salmon jacket.