Lorraine and Sarah get learnt up on current events! Sarah tries to make sense of the rise in anti-Semitic attacks under Trump, and Lorraine wonders what happened to those missing girls of color in DC. Sounds pretty funny, right?? What's that saying...sadness plus time equals jokes? Idk guys, America needs to phone a friend or ask the audience, cuz she's in trouble. But don't sweat, we got some juicy Jew boos and black boos, and - finally! - that rant about granola bars you've all been waiting for.