HELLO CREEPOIDS. We hope everyone is enjoying the seconds of fine weather we've been having. Tonight we come to you to suck out the remaining vitamin D in your bodies and replace it with vitamin creep. First up we collectively slate Line of Duty. Then Jen shares a reality TV gem with the recent story of the world's most famous accidental pop-star. Cassie has a case of a stolen identity and a stolen life and Sophie rounds us out with a the biggest creep we've ever covered - a Shrek fanatic. Massive if true.