Sami and Alise break down all the news of the week, starting with the whole Jordyn/Khloé/Tristan situation and whether or not it's all just another one of Kris Jenner's scams. Then they talk about the leaked photos of Malia Obama drinking wine and whether or not anyone should care. Next, they break down all the updates on the Mueller investigation, and Donald Trump's criminal quilt, which is getting bigger by the day. Finally, they talk about the recent revelations by the Chicago PD that Jussie Smollett may have orchestrated the attack against him, their feelings on the attack, and how it affects the black and queer communities at large. Then for one more thing they talk about Bernie Sanders' 2020 campaign and pour one out for the Bramble Cay melomys, the first mammal to ever go extinct due to manmade climate change. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices