Hey fam! It’s that time of the month. (No, not that time. Well, also probably that time. Where’s the moon at?) The time when we fawn over your emails and messages and then read them back to you. Today we’re talking about ponzi schemes (what a cute word, btw. Easily confused with Popples and ponzu sauce), Belle Gibson, the Houston Astros, Glen A. Joy, speaking in tongues, making love to a garden, optavia, Savage x Fenty, corporate cults, and a hot air balloon festival with no balloons! The topics are all over the place but the key takeaway here is that you’re the best and we love you! (Also this is Sue and I’m so sorry that my audio is peaking in the beginning I’m literally doing the best I can.) Resources: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/09/the-law-school-scam/375069/ school-grants.html?referer=https://www.google.com/">https://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/business/law-school-grants.html?referer=https://www.google.com/ https://www.businessinsider.com/highest-paid-law-dean-in-the-country-2013-1) Integrated-Compensation-Plan-080117.pdf">http://optaviamedia.com/pdf/learn/OPTAVIA_LRN-Integrated-Compensation-Plan-080117.pdf IDS.pdf">http://optaviamedia.com/pdf/LEARN/OPTAVIA_LRN-IDS.pdf https://www.optavia.com/optaviacategorypage/essential-kits https://youtu.be/UAhgEfm74ew https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medifast Visit scamwowpodcast.com for our Patreon, TeePublic, and more.  This episode is sponsored by Modern Fertility.  Send us your scams! scamwowpodcast@gmail.com Or call: 347-509-9414 DISCLAIMER: We are comedians and this is satire. C’mon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices