This episode was brought to you by a writer whose last name we can’t pronounce for the life of us! We'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the episode that is the perfect specimen for Vanessa's usual gender studies analyses. Carolyn reveals a surprise about her past X-Files memorabilia, and we discover that we live for "the little smiles." Also, there's a certain lamp that gets a big chunk of airtime...

 We recorded this episode remotely, because our podcast room and equipment have moved and our microphones are still in boxes! Please accept our sincerest apologies for any audio weirdness.

Closing music by Jackson Beatz!

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