Ooooh, mama! The happy humpers invite writer and stand up, Miss Halle Kiefer, into their spank stable and they sure do Ride It, My Pony.
Halle pines for THE SCATMAN, Murf has too many children, and Diana may be three degrees from Kevin Bacon, twice removed. The Hoz holds down the fuck fort, per usual.
Find more Halle here: hallekiefer.tumblr.com and follow her at @HalleKiefer. She is the greatest.