Consumerism micro-manages our bodies. Retail spaces require that we walk/reach/grab and return to the cash register, all surveilled and monitored by security. Gestures deemed Inappropriate by police are the justification for murders of the unarmed. Our dramatic work in the lobbies of JPMorgan Chase has evolved since our first direct action in this “king of climate crime” in 2007. This year in 2023 we go banking with a single emotion: extreme wailing sorrow, hysterical laughter, lamentations for police murders of forest protectors, and repeated pratfalls (tipping over while reciting the 6th Extinction’s “tipping points”).