The Lovers welcome comedian and writer, Latin Stallion Juan Nicolon, by way of a hill in Uruguay, into the sex soup, and he goes down like a sweet spit smoothie. This ep gets off to a raucous start when we find out about Juan's tiny turtleneck; Diana tells tales out of school about Slinkies; The HOZ teaches us a thing or two about Vitamin C and prehistoric titties; and Murf gives genital mutilation the biz. Get busy with us! And get busy with sweet Juan! For more Juan, jerk off to his Twitter @jnicolon at the office, and check out his hilarious shows at the UCB Theatre in NYC. XOXO.