Doing a segment shuffle this week. I decide to lead with the news, including: a brave proctologist, an artist's prank that people are still falling for, and a guy who wants a Masters Degree without any of the work. Then I go on a bit of a rant about my taste in alcohol, or more accurately why is it that people give me crap over not really drinking and never doing drugs. Finally, I wrap things up with A-hole number 6 (or is it 7?) Chris the Mole Man from The Couch Potato Files. -WEIRD NEWS- -Two Florida Men Try To Steal A Power Pole After Hurricane IrmaTwo Florida men were arrested for "allegedly" trying to steal a power pole after Hurricane Irma. By "allegedly" I mean they were found with a pole strapped to their truck.-Doctor Gives Himself A Colonoscopy A proctologist gave himself a colonoscopy to understand the pain he was inflicting on his patients. I've never had one, but I've been told having a hose shoved up your backside with a camera on it, isn't the most pleasant thing in the world.-Piero Manzoni's "Artist's Sh!t" Sells For Up To $300,000Artist Piero Manzoni canned and sold his own poop to post- WWII art snobs to prove that they would buy anything if you told them it was art. And people are still buying his cans today.-N.C. Woman Claims To Make A Spray That Attracts BigfootFor only $7 a bottle you can buy a spray that a woman claims will attract any Bigfoot within a 1 1/2 mile radius. It has yet to work. -JACKASS OF THE WEEK- -Toronto Man Upset His $8000, Exam-Free, Master's Degree Is FakeA man paid $8000 so he could have a Master's Degree that used his life experience to determine that he earned the degree instead of actually studying or attending classes or taking tests. Yet he was surprised to find out it was a fake degree. -RECOMMENDED LISTENING--The Couch Potato Fileshttp://couchpotatofiles.com/"Mysteries, conspiracies, weird history and the unexplained a new topic each Friday so join me, on the couch crack open a beer and maybe have a few laughs as we explore the weird and strange of the Couch Potato Files. Call and leave a voicemail at 559-425-8621 would love to hear from you."-Shoutouts-NerdtalkalypsePizza PodcastPreRecorded Live -Promos This Week-Unwritable Rant#PodernFamilyMike Jolitz ShowInternational Podcast Day