Tom Reimann confesses that he was almost expelled in his private high school for writing "don't send money" on mass mailers to alumni asking for money. We also play a game inspired by criminal best selling authors. Tom Reimann is a writer who has written for Cracked, and currently writes and performs for Gamefully Unemployed. You can follow him at @startthemachine. Theme Song: Cody Johnston Ending Music: Skating by an Empty Pool - Shipwrecked Sailor --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/youcantellmeanything/message