WHAT'S THAT NOISE?! IT'S A SEX/TIME MACHINE! Take a nude promenade down mammary lane with this Finger Blast From The Past. Recorded almost one year ago, we can still feel the heat of adult film superstar and writer, Stoya, on our chaise lounge-for-three. The sex sound footage has finally surfaced, with special commentary from The Lovers. Recorded in less than ideal circumstances, it has taken 350 days to lube up this engine, but we guarantee you'll be fully satisfied once you put the top down, or your money back. Miss Stoya brings the heat to the cold recording cave, while Murf ponders his gender and Diana holds up the Starbucks bathroom line. Not to be missed. Check out Stoya's writing on graphicdescriptions.com, in VICE and follow her @Stoya. Happy Thanksgiving to all our paramours, and special thanks to Rob Malone for recording this gem, and to our fearless producer Ben Hosley for bringing it to the people.