Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.

Written byJohn Dowgin

Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis

StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitzand Bob Killion as MJL7 and The Admiral

Guest StarringJohn Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff StudebakerBonnie Brantley as Arcadia TerpsichoreJ. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald KincaidPete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and mixing by John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.

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