This week your favorite historians….yeah we said it, are bringing you the hottest episode to date. Spencer takes us through the horrifying phenomenon of ‘phossy jaw’ and then Madison’s bringing us True Life: I’m an executioner. We’ve got an obituary for an inanimate object, one that rhymes, and one that looks like it was pulled straight outta Linkedin. OH and as always, we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls!  Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram.  Write to us: obitpod@gmail.com Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcast Sponsors:  BetterHelp: betterhelp.com/obit for 10% off your first month.  Apostrophe: Save fifteen dollars off your first visit with an  Apostrophe provider at apostrophe.com/obit when you use our code: ‘OBIT’  Daily Harvest: dailyharvest.com/obit for up to $40 off your first box!  Olive & June: oliveandjune.com/obit for 20% off your first mani system! Sources:  https://www.dailynews.com/2008/12/08/butt-bandit-gets-a-year-in-jail/amp/ http://wwwchem.uwimona.edu.jm/courses/CHEM2402/Myths_General/P_Matches.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phossy_jaw https://allthatsinteresting.com/phossy-jaw https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/took-be-executioner-medieval-times/ https://sofrep.com/news/the-executioner-as-a-profession-in-medieval-times/ executioner-life.html">executioner-life.html">https://www.livescience.com/medieval-executioner-life.html http://berlinbooks.org/brb/2009/12/gods-executioner/ https://nexusnewsfeed.com/article/ancient-mysteries/the-dark-life-of-a-medieval-executioner-a-cut-away-from-the-rest/ https://www.dannydutch.com/post/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-medieval-executioner-in-their-16th-century-heyday https://www.grunge.com/211401/what-the-final-24-hours-of-a-prisoner-on-death-row-are-like/ http://theappendix.net/posts/2014/06/a-short-history-of-the-executioner https://hobanvisor.news/an-obituary-to-a-pencil-sharpener/  http://theappendix.net/posts/2014/06/a-short-history-of-the-executioner https://www.grunge.com/211401/what-the-final-24-hours-of-a-prisoner-on-death-row-are-like/ https://twitter.com/KevinRollason/status/1495483613663707142/photo/1 https://people.com/food/hot-dog-robbery-shoots-himself-penis/ https://chicago.suntimes.com/2017/11/2/18330967/no-bond-for-man-who-shot-himself-in-penis-while-robbing-hot-dog-stand See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.