Ohhh Geoffs…are you ready? This week we’ve got some bad advice from the victorians, and then some hot tips from the longest living people ever. We’ve got a catty obituary, an outlaw, and one that just encapsulated the deceased’s life. Oh we almost forgot, we’ve also got some dumb.ass.criminalllllllls.  Follow along online: instagram.com/obitchuarypod Write to us: obitpod@gmail.com Get a cameo from us: https://www.cameo.com/obitchuarypodcast Sponsors:  Magic Mind: Go to magicmind.co/obit and use our code ‘OBIT20’ at check out for a limited 20% off your first order! Hello Fresh: Go to hellofresh.com/obit16 and use our code ‘OBIT16’ for up to 16 free meals + 3 free gifts! Bombas: Go to bombas.com/obit for 20% off your  order!  Sources:  https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/04/30/deputies-florida-man-woman-pretended-be-detectives-try-get-friend-out-jail/ https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/potterleaderenterprise/name/hubert-cox-obituary?id=32103088 https://www.spin.com/2022/02/snacks-best-coast-cat-dies/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/03/asia/kane-tanaka-turns-119-intl-scli/index.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiroemon_Kimura https://www.insider.com/secrets-to-long-life-that-people-reached-100-swore-by-2020-4 https://listverse.com/2017/07/16/10-dreadful-ways-the-victorians-accidentally-poisoned-themselves/ museum.co.uk/murder-bottles/">museum.co.uk/murder-bottles/">https://www.babybottle-museum.co.uk/murder-bottles/  https://www.alnwickcastle.com/explore/on-screen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4iekcPlc0 https://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/green-fashion-arsenic-victorian-1800s-killer-dye http://gothicwestern.com/site/doc-holliday-obituary/ https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/doc-hollidays-grave https://viraltab.news/naked-florida-woman-breaks-into-home-and-grabs-oap-resident-by-the-balls/ https://www.wbtw.com/news/national/florida-woman-accused-of-walking-into-home-undressing-then-hugging-and-sitting-on-people/ https://crosscut.com/2010/09/arsenic-victorians-secret https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-poisonous-beauty-advice-columns-of-victorian-england See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.