1- Sarah says comics are better than Representatives2- Uncle Clarence forgot to talk to Mrs. Uncle Clarence3- Over educated women scare weak ass cowardly Republican men4- It's not a difficult issue, it's F**KIN RAPE.5- Uh... your neighbors joined the protest.6- Thank you, Ms. Psaki, you’re better than them to the very end.7- I’m Sean Hannity and I’m a coward. I endorse this message.8- Airlines are Assholes9- Everyone is better than elected representatives