Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Professor X has no time for your sympathy; there are too many people in the bathroom; everything’s more fun with J. Jonah Jameson; psychologists dress better in the 616; the Rainbow Bears have your back; and Onslaught finally, actually, for-real ends. X-PLAINED: How Logan got his adamanitum back (again) Onslaught (briefly) Uncanny X-Men #337 X-Men #57 Onslaught Epilogue #1 What we wish Onslaught had been The anti-mutant agenda Alarm clocks Ruby quartz storage and cleaning Optic-blast sound effects Googol vs. google Breakfast A familiar cover homage The semiotics of regret Disappearance-montage photos Accountability Polychromatic world-building Prisoner M-13 Prisoner M-9 (Nina) The Manite Project The Rainbow Bears Renee Majcomb Getting through Operation Zero Tolerance Our favorite continuity tangles NEXT EPISODE: GIANT-SIZE WINTER SPECIAL (feat. Jonathan Hickman) Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! 7Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!