Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which we continue to avoid Onslaught with a jaunt over to the Wolverine solo series; Logan is terrible at both being a loner and secret identities; fake vampires are fundamentally hilarious; and Burt Corrigan is the hero we need. X-PLAINED Hyperstorm (kinda) Wolverine #11-16 A very full week What Wolverine has been up to Madripoor Several supporting cast members “Patch” Archie Corrigan Burt Corrigan Several things to do in San Francisco Vampire humor Ba’al The Gehenna Stone Penis bones The Hand of God Doomsday Mutual fratricide A midair brawl Secret identity problems Claw problems Other metals with which one’s skeleton might be bonded Bisecting Logan Team-ups we’d like to see NEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk! NEXT EPISODE: Onslaught, honestly, we promise. Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog. Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!