Kellie finally found a way to get exactly what she wanted for Mother's Day. She flat-out asked for it. Find out what happened on Kellie's perfect Mother's Day weekend, which included a trip to a tattoo parlor, a bogus farmer's market, and a narrowly missed catastrophic crash. Allen brings a new bit to the show that's he's calling "Kellie and Allen's Unstable Relationship.....Corner." On this podcast he covers the relationship of Jeff Bezos and his mistress Lauren Sanchez. Also find out who bribed Allen into receiving Presidential Status this week. Thank you to our podcast sponsor! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/sandwich. Join over 1 million people who have taken charge of their mental health.