Check out our Crawlspace subscription service where we have a bonus show and ad-free episodes! https://crawlspace.supportingcast.fm/ Check out our Missing subscription service where we have a bonus show and ad-free episodes! https://missing.supportingcast.fm/ Get $30 off your fertility test when you go to ModernFertility.com/crawlspace30. Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code: Crawlspace to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. Download your new favorite getaway, BEST FIENDS, for FREE today on the App Store or Google Play and get $5 worth in game rewards when you reach level 5. Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code crawlspace to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. Welcome to Crawlspace. Tim Pilleri & Lance Reenstierna are joined by their one and only Weird Friend Scott. They riff on a wide range of weird news stories. A woman sues a man for standing her up on their first date. A distillery in New Hampshire has figured out a clever solution to a particular crab infestation. Loch Ness or a whale's penis? It's all on the table. Embrace the weird with our buddy Scott! Scott originally joined us for a short-lived but epic sub-series titled, Our Weird Friend Scott. To hear all the episodes, you can sign up for Crawlspace's subscription service: https://crawlspace.supportingcast.fm/ and search Our Weird Friend Scott. News articles referenced for this episode: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/07/21/michigan-woman-sues-man-date/10115610002/ https://www.npr.org/2022/07/11/1110541257/invasive-green-crabs-whiskey-new-hampshire http://tamworthdistilling.com/ http://tamworthdistilling.com/spirits/crab-trapper/ https://www.huffpost.com/entry/loch-ness-monster-whale-penis_n_625726dae4b0be72bff20973 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-pushes-peanut-up-mountain-colorado_n_62d246d6e4b0e6fc1a972de3 https://www.vice.com/en/article/a37dxe/iphone-woman-waldmuller-1860-painting-the-expected-one Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/crawlspacepod  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Crawlspacepodcast  Follow us on Instagram: https://www.Instagram.com/Crawlspacepodcast Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@crawlspacepodcast The music for Crawlspace was produced by David Flajnik. Listen to his music here: https://www.pond5.com/artist/bigdsound  Check out our entire network at media.com/">http://crawlspace-media.com/ Join the Crawlspace Discussion Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/talkcrawlspace/ Crawlspace Media is part of the Glassbox Media Network. Check them out here: https://glassboxmedia.com/ Go to https://smile.amazon.com/ to connect your existing Amazon account to donate to PI's For the Missing. Follow Private Investigations For the Missing https://investigationsforthemissing.org/ http://piftm.org/donate https://twitter.com/PIFortheMissing https://www.facebook.com/PIFortheMissing/ https://www.instagram.com/investigationsforthemissing/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices