Avery Monsen, author of All My Friends Are Dead and K is for Knifeball drops by to wine, dine and romance his way right into our fatpants, you know, those sweatpants you wear when no one's around. He gets right in there and tells us all his secrets about whiskey dicks/vodka vaginas, what makes him sweat (this show apparently), the "friendzone", and how goof-arounds get him totes turgid. Look it up.