Two stories from Eastern Europe where we see why mythological water monsters aren't a great way to discipline your kids. On the second, if a wizard is mumbling something outside your house, you're in for a bad time unless you talk to a witch.

The creatures are the Devil's Dandy Dogs! They're not dandy, not the devil's, and they're barely dogs!

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Newts! The new PRX podcast I mentioned that has the Vodník, the Czech water monster in the first story. If you want to check it out: https://myths.link/newts

Man Glitter: https://myths.link/manglitter it's just sawdust.

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Music:

"Jubelio" by Blue Dot Sessions

"The Broker" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Forgot His Jam" by Blue Dot Sessions

"In Time We Shall" by Blue Dot Sessions

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