Happy Birthday to obvious Gemini Donald J. Trump! Sami and Alise talk rumors of Sarah Sanders leaving the White House, then get into the meat of the episode. This week's theme? Jeff Sessions is the worst ever. They discuss potential tent cities for migrant children, Sessions' decision to deny asylum to domestic violence victims, and the Justice Department's latest attempt to mess with Obamacare. Don't miss one more thing where Michael Cohen is getting new lawyers, and Trump claimed parents of Korean war vets complimented him at a rally. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices