Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line! In which Glen Danzig was the most popular Wolverine fancast for a weirdly long time; breasts have physical mass; the Shi’ar empire is not your friend; Deathbird should not be left in charge of anything alive; Jubilee learns about privilege; Sinister is not subtle; plasma is the new magnetism; Scott and Jean return from the future; and Nick Fury probably sews his name into the waistband of all his underpants. X-PLAINED: Some guy from Earth-1610 X-Men: Unlimited #5 X-Men #34-35 Shi’ar sexting A rude awakening (literal) Rococo Stryfe Some uncomfortable fashion choices X-pajamas Definitely nude Charles Xavier Breasts Shi’ar imperial bullshit A very impressive headdress Reality TV... in space! A rude awakening (metaphorical) Shi’ar childhood Negotiation A total dick move Another total dick move Beast’s brief tenure as field leader of the X-Men The return of Threnody The titles of several sex tapes High-tech spelunking Sinister’s secret DNA library Controversial outfits Nick Fury’s stuff Sunset Grace The racism inherent to Evan Sabahnur’s background A question we’ve answered before and will probably answer again NEXT EPISODE: Malice! Check out the visual companion to this episode on our blog! Find us on iTunes or Stitcher! Jay and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to help support the podcast–and unlock more cool stuff–you can do that right here! Buy rad swag at our TeePublic shop!